Indoor Services
- Furniture assembly (IKEA, Wayfair, custom sets, etc.)
- Blinds and curtain rod installation
- TV mounting (wall brackets, tilt/swivel, wiring concealment)
- Door adjustments and repairs (hinges, alignment, knobs, latches)
- Wall patching and hole repair
- Painting
- Electrical (outlet/switch replacement, dimmers*)
- Plumbing (leaky faucets, shutoff valves, toilet flappers*)
- Grout and caulk repair or replacement (bathroom, kitchen)
- Cabinet adjustments and hardware replacement
- Appliance installation (microwaves, dishwashers, washers/dryers*)
- Light fixture replacement and upgrades
- Picture and mirror hanging
- Shelving installation (custom and prefab)
- Ceiling fan installation or replacement (cleaning services also offered as part of my “regular maintenance” offering)
- Smoke detector & carbon monoxide alarm installation/replacement (check-ups and battery replacement also offered as part of my “regular maintenance” offering)
- Lock replacement & rekeying
- Baseboard and trim installation or repair
- Crown molding installation
- Drywall repair
- Plaster repair
- Tile installation and repair
- Vinyl, laminate, or hardwood floor installation and repair
- Weatherstripping and insulation improvement
- Smart home device setup (doorbells, thermostats, cameras)
- Closet system installation (custom build available)
- Interior door replacement (pre-hung or slab)
Outdoor Services
- Fence installation and repair (wood or vinyl)
- Gate replacement or adjustment
- Deck repair (boards, railings, stairs)
- Power washing (homes, patios, driveways, pool decks, fences)
- Painting
- Patio or porch screen repair/replacement
- Gutter cleaning and downspout flushing (single story only)
- Exterior door installation or replacement
- Mailbox installation, replacement, and repair
- Shed assembly or repair
- Siding repair (vinyl, wood)
- Stucco repair
- Exterior caulking and sealing (windows, doors)
- Window screen replacement
- Outdoor lighting installation (flood lights, sconces*)
- House number and signage installation
- Garage shelving or storage installation (including custom builds)
- Pressure washing outdoor furniture and playsets
- Raised garden bed construction
- Gate and fence staining or sealing
- Installation of pet doors
- Flagpole or flag bracket mounting
- Child/pet safety gate installation (outdoor)
What I Won’t Do – The Naked Handyman’s Limits
I may work fully nude, I may love being watched, and I may offer some very hands-on VIP experiences—but I’m still a professional. That means there are boundaries.
Below is a list of exactly what I won’t do—so you know what to expect, and what to leave off your request.
*SERVICE-RELATED BOUNDARIES
While I’m highly skilled, there are certain jobs I don’t offer due to safety, licensing laws, or scope. These include:
❌ Major electrical work (new wiring, panels, breaker boxes)
❌ Major plumbing (repiping, sewer lines, water heater replacement)
❌ Roofing, re-roofing, or significant roof repair
❌ Asbestos, mold, or hazardous material removal
❌ Foundation, structural framing, or load-bearing wall work
❌ Gas line installations or repairs
❌ Large-scale HVAC repairs or installs
❌ Permitted construction requiring a general contractor license
❌ Major appliance repairs (refrigerators, gas stoves, etc.)
If you’re unsure whether your request is within scope, just ask. I’ll always be honest—and I can usually point you in the right direction if it’s outside my range.
BOUNDARIES WHILE I’M NAKED
Yes, I work fully nude. Yes, I love being watched. But even when I’m naked, this is still my job. That means:
❌ No non-consensual touching
❌ No filming or recording without permission
❌ No aggressive behavior or disrespectful language
❌ No assuming sexual services
👉 Flirting is fun. Watching is encouraged. But consent is key.
If you want to go deeper—that’s available to VIP clients only, with clear mutual agreement.
What I Will Always Do:
✅ Communicate clearly and honestly
✅ Respect you, your home, and your privacy
✅ Provide high-quality work, naked or not
✅ Set and honor boundaries—yours and mine
✅ Create a safe, sexy, satisfying experience you’ll never forget
