Indoor Services

• Furniture assembly (IKEA, Wayfair, custom sets, etc.)
• Blinds and curtain rod installation
• TV mounting (wall brackets, tilt/swivel, wiring concealment)
• Door adjustments and repairs (hinges, alignment, knobs, latches)
• Wall patching and hole repair
• Painting
• Electrical (outlet/switch replacement, dimmers*)
• Plumbing (leaky faucets, shutoff valves, toilet flappers*)
• Grout and caulk repair or replacement (bathroom, kitchen)
• Cabinet adjustments and hardware replacement
• Appliance installation (microwaves, dishwashers, washers/dryers*)
• Light fixture replacement and upgrades
• Picture and mirror hanging
• Shelving installation (custom and prefab)
• Ceiling fan installation or replacement (cleaning services also offered as part of my “regular maintenance” offering)
• Smoke detector & carbon monoxide alarm installation/replacement (check-ups and battery replacement also offered as part of my “regular maintenance” offering)
• Lock replacement & rekeying
• Baseboard and trim installation or repair
• Crown molding installation
• Drywall repair
• Plaster repair
• Tile installation and repair
• Vinyl, laminate, or hardwood floor installation and repair
• Weatherstripping and insulation improvement
• Smart home device setup (doorbells, thermostats, cameras)
• Closet system installation (custom build available)
• Interior door replacement (pre-hung or slab)

Outdoor Services

• Fence installation and repair (wood or vinyl)
• Gate replacement or adjustment
• Deck repair (boards, railings, stairs)
• Power washing (homes, patios, driveways, pool decks, fences)
• Painting
• Patio or porch screen repair/replacement
• Gutter cleaning and downspout flushing (single story only)
• Exterior door installation or replacement
• Mailbox installation, replacement, and repair
• Shed assembly or repair
• Siding repair (vinyl, wood)
• Stucco repair
• Exterior caulking and sealing (windows, doors)
• Window screen replacement
• Outdoor lighting installation (flood lights, sconces*)
• House number and signage installation
• Garage shelving or storage installation (including custom builds)
• Pressure washing outdoor furniture and playsets
• Raised garden bed construction
• Gate and fence staining or sealing
• Installation of pet doors
• Flagpole or flag bracket mounting
• Child/pet safety gate installation (outdoor)

What I Won’t Do – The Naked Handyman’s Limits

I may work fully nude, I may love being watched, and I may offer some very hands-on VIP experiences—but I’m still a professional. That means there are boundaries.
Below is a list of exactly what I won’t do—so you know what to expect, and what to leave off your request.

*SERVICE-RELATED BOUNDARIES

While I’m highly skilled, there are certain jobs I don’t offer due to safety, licensing laws, or scope. These include:

❌ Major electrical work (new wiring, panels, breaker boxes)
❌ Major plumbing (repiping, sewer lines, water heater replacement)
❌ Roofing, re-roofing, or significant roof repair
❌ Asbestos, mold, or hazardous material removal
❌ Foundation, structural framing, or load-bearing wall work
❌ Gas line installations or repairs
❌ Large-scale HVAC repairs or installs
❌ Permitted construction requiring a general contractor license
❌ Major appliance repairs (refrigerators, gas stoves, etc.)

If you’re unsure whether your request is within scope, just ask. I’ll always be honest—and I can usually point you in the right direction if it’s outside my range.

BOUNDARIES WHILE I’M NAKED

Yes, I work fully nude. Yes, I love being watched. But even when I’m naked, this is still my job. That means:

❌ No non-consensual touching
❌ No filming or recording without permission
❌ No aggressive behavior or disrespectful language
❌ No assuming sexual services
👉 Flirting is fun. Watching is encouraged. But consent is key.

If you want to go deeper—that’s available to VIP clients only, with clear mutual agreement.

What I Will Always Do:

✅ Communicate clearly and honestly
✅ Respect you, your home, and your privacy
✅ Provide high-quality work, naked or not
✅ Set and honor boundaries—yours and mine
✅ Create a safe, sexy, satisfying experience you’ll never forget